♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ PLAYING PRANKS ON EVERYONE
♪ THERE'S A RACE TO BE ON TOP
♪ THE COMPETITION DOESN'T STOP ♪
♪ MIXING WITH THE LADIES FAIR ♪
♪ BEING CHARMING, DEBONAIR
♪ THE GANG WILL REIGN SUPREME
♪ AND NO ONE CAN DENY-Y-Y-Y
♪ THEY'LL MAKE DUMP HISTORY
♪ AND ALWAYS HAVE AN ALIBI-I-I ♪
♪ SO JOIN IN THE JUBILEE
♪ THE CATS ARE GREAT, THEY'LL ALL AGREE ♪
♪ FIND IN EACH CALAMITY
♪ THE CATS' SUPERIORITY
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
♪ OH OH OH
♪ HEATHCLIFF, HEATHCLIFF, NO ONE SHOULD ♪
♪ TERRIFY THEIR NEIGHBORHOOD
♪ BUT HEATHCLIFF JUST WON'T BE UNDONE ♪
♪ YOU SHOULD REALIZE
♪ HE CAN WIN IT WITH YOU
[SNORING]
HMM...
HUH?
WHAT A WAY TO WAKE UP.
CONFOUNDED CAT!
NO SLEEPING ON MY FOOTSTOOL!
HMM, UM...OH, WELL.
TIME FOR MILK ANYHOW.
OOH! OW! OOH!
OHH....
NOT THIS KIND OF BREAKFAST.
I NEED A FIRST-CLASS BREAKFAST.
WHEW!
NO HEATHCLIFF THIS MORNING.
HUH?!
HMM...A FIRST!
MILKMAN'S EARLY.
YOU AGAIN?
OUCH! OOH! OH!
HA HA HA HA. I NEED...
THISKIND OF BREAKFAST.
COME AND GET IT! YESTERDAY'S FISH!
COME ON, YOU CATS!
FREE FISH!FREE FISH!FREE FISH!
LET ME AT IT!
ME, TOO! COMING THROUGH!
DUH...ME THREE!
COME AND GET IT! YESTERDAY'S FISH!
WHOO-HOO!
[MEOW!]
TOO LATE, HEATHCLIFF.
HA HA HA HA!
[GRR]
THIS IS OUR LUCKY DAY!
ALL WE CAN EAT! WHAT A TREAT!
I'LL HAVE MY BREAKFAST, AND I'LL HAVE IT NOW!
MMM...
HA HA HA HA!
WHERE IS MY BREAKFAST?
HERE.
OH, NOW I'M REALLY UPSET.
[SCREECHING]
YEEOW!
OOF!
[SCREECHING]
YEEOO...
DUH...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO, HEATHCLIFF?
CARRY ME HOME. I'M TIRED.
YEAH...YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN HERE EARLIER, HEATHCLIFF.
WE HAD SALMON.
WE HAD CODFISH, FLOUNDER.
THERE WAS EVEN A CATFISH.
AHH...TIME FOR MY BEAUTY NAP.
I'VE HAD IT.
DID YOU SEE HOW HE WORKED US OVER?
YEAH. HE'S SNOOZIN', AND WE'RE LOSIN'.
YEAH. LOSIN' WHAT?
THAT'S ENOUGH!
IT'S TIME HE LEARNED A LESSON.
FOLLOW ME. GRAB THAT CURTAIN.
Wordsworth: OOH!
WAIT FOR ME!
UH! UH!
Hector, echoing: HEATHCLIFF...HEATHCLIFF!
WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
HEATHCLIFF...
HUH? WHAT?
EEE!
W-W-WHAT DO YOU WANT?
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD, HEATHCLIFF.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BOUGHT IT 8 TIMES,
AND A CAT ONLY HAS 9 LIVES.
W-W-W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
YOU HAVE BEEN A BAD KITTY 8 TIMES.
LISTEN UP, HEATHCLIFF.
THESE ARE YOUR PREVIOUS 8 LIVES...
LIFE NUMBER ONE:
REMEMBER THAT DAY ON THE CLIFF'S EDGE WITH YOU AND SPIKE?
[SCREECHING, BARKING]
YIY!
UH, Y-YES, I-- I DO RECALL THAT, SLIGHTLY.
LIFE NUMBER TWO...
THAT DAY AT THE ZOO...
REMEMBER, HEATHCLIFF?
[GRROWR!]
LIFE NUMBER 3, HEATHCLIFF.
REMEMBER THAT DAY AT THE TUNA FACTORY,
WHEN YOUR GREED ALMOST DID YOU IN?
LIFE NUMBER 4, HEATHCLIFF.
IT WAS THAT DAY ON THE PIER
WHEN YOU WENT FISHING WITH GRANDPA NUTMEG...
REMEMBER?
THIS OUGHT TO DO HER.
UH-OH.
CAUGHT ME A BIG ONE.
E-ENOUGH! ENOUGH!
NOTENOUGH. NEXT LIFE.
THAT DAY AT THE FISH MARKET...
YOU WERE TRYING TO STEAL A FISH...
AND YOU GRABBED AN EEL INSTEAD.
I--I--I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
I--I'M ALMOST OUT OF LIVES.
THEN THERE WAS NUMBER 8...
THAT DAY YOU JUMPED OUT OF THE DUMPSTER
AND LEFT YOUR FRIENDS HECTOR, WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO
TO TAKE THE RAP.
P-P-PLEASE, I--I BEG OF YOU,
ENOUGH-- N-N-NO MORE!
NO, HEATHCLIFF.
IT'S YOUR LAST CHANCE. UNLESS YOU CHANGE YOUR WAYS,
THIS IS THE LAST OF YOUR 9 LIVES.
OH, ANYTHING YOU SAY.
JUST GO AWAY!
CHANGE YOUR WAYS AND BE NICE TO YOUR FRIENDS, HEATHCLIFF...
ESPECIALLY THOSE CATS--
HECTOR...
WORDSWORTH, AND MONGO.
I'LL CHANGE! I'LL CHANGE!
ANYTHING, A-ANYTHING!
JUST GO AWAY!
HEATHCLIFF, WAKE UP!
NOWWHAT'S HE UP TO?
GOT TO CHANGE MY WAYS!
I'VE GOT TO BE NICE. I'VE GOT TO BE NICE.
I'VE GOT TO BE NICE.
GOT TO BE NICE.
UH...GOT TO EAT.
GOT TO EAT. GOT TO EAT.
GOT TO BE NICE. GOT TO BE NICE.
HEY, HEATHCLIFF, YOU MISSED OUT THIS MORNING.
HERE, HAVE A FISH ON ME.
YEAH. GO ON.
BE MY GUEST.
GO AHEAD. HEE HEE HEE!
Hector: HEY, HEATHCLIFF.
UH, WHAT YOU GOT THERE?
SOMETHING TO, UH, EAT?
LOOKIN' NEAT! A TREAT TO EAT!
DUH...FOOD!
GOT TO BE GOOD. GOT TO BE GOOD.
Hector: THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
NOW WHAT I NEED IS A LITTLE MILK TO WASH THAT DOWN.
GOT THAT, HEATHCLIFF?
A REAL TREAT. NOW, GET MORE MEAT.
YEAH. SOMETHING NICE AND BIG.
GOT TO BE GOOD. GOT TO BE GOOD.
MOO!
GOT TO BE GOOD. GOT TO BE GOOD.
Hector: THAT'LL BE ALL FOR NOW, HEATHCLIFF.
BE BACK AT 4:00 TO ORDER MORE.
MEANWHILE, TIME FOR A SNOOZE.
Mongo: BRING MORE LATER.
[CRASH]
GOT TO BE GOOD. GOT TO BE GOOD!
LOOKS LIKE OUR BOY COULD USE A REFRESHER LESSON.
SHOW HIM THE GHOST, AND HE'LL OBEY THE MOST.
HEATHCLIFF... WAKE UP, HEATHCLIFF.
DUH...HIT THE DECK, HEATHCLIFF.
HUH?
Wordsworth: NO TIME TO SHILLY-SHALLY.
THEY'RE WAITING FOR BREAKFAST IN THE ALLEY.
HEY, WHAT GIVES, HERE?
BREAKFAST, MY FOOT! I BEEN SET UP!
I'LL SERVE YOU. I'LL SERVE YOU ALL!
DUH...YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO DO
WHAT WE TELL YOU TO DO.
GUESS AGAIN, CHUMPS!
[SCREECHING]
YOW!
WHOA!
OH! OH!
THAT'S MORE LIKE IT.
THE STRAIN WAS KILLING ME.
WHAT'S GOING ON?
OH, IT'S JUST YOU.
GET OFF MY FOOTSTOOL!
SHOULD'VE KNOWN YOU BEING REFORMED WAS TOO GOOD TO LAST.
SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, CLEO?
IS THIS OR IS THIS NOT CULTURE WITH A CAPITAL "C"?
I MEAN, IT'S NOT EVERY CAT THAT TAKES YOU TO THE MUSEUM ON A DATE.
MAYBE NOT, RIFF RAFF, BUT I'VE GOT A FEELING WE'RE BEING TAILED--
BY 3 OF THE MUSEUM'S... EXHIBITS.
HEY, HEY! RIFF RAFF, OLD BUDDY! WAIT UP!
SORRY, GUYS, BUT THIS IS A SOLO GIG.
YOU DIG?
Cats: YAAH!
YEESH!
YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT LYING DOWN, RIFF RAFF?
YEAH!
YOU GOING TO LET THAT RENT-A-COP
THINK HE'S TOP CAT?
I PROMISED THE LADY A TRIP TO THE MUSEUM, AND I NEVER WELCH ON A PROMISE.
[ALL GROANING]
ALL FOR ONE, ONE FOR ALL.
BUT I STILL THINK WE'RE GOING TO FALL!
AH, SHUT UP, ALREADY!
STEADY, GUYS!
JUST HOLD IT A COUPLE SECONDS MORE.
YAAH, YAAH!
WHOA, WHOA, WHOA!
YOW!
TALK ABOUT CLUMSY.
THANKS, BUT DON'T WAIT UP FOR US, FELLAS.
HMPH! WE'LL SEE HOW LONG HE STAYS INSIDE BEFORE GETTING THE BOOT.
Cleo: OH!
RIFF RAFF...
WE'RE IN THE PREHISTORIC HALL.
KIND OF SCARY, ISN'T IT?
Riff Raff: SCARY? TO ME? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING.
HEY! CHECK OUT THIS SABERTOOTH GREAT,
GREAT, GREAT, GREAT GRANDADDY-O.
OOH!
GIVES ME THE CREEPS!
NOT AS MUCH AS HIM.
QUICK!
PLAY IT REAL COOL-- LIKE, FREEZE!
WHEW!
THE COAST IS CLEAR.
NOW, LET'S CHECK OUT THESE PREHISTORICS.
NOW, AIN'T THAT...
INTERESTING.
WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT, RIFF RAFF?
A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FISH SANDWICHES.
YOU BE CAREFUL, HOTSHOT.
CAREFUL? DON'T KNOW THE MEANING OF THE WORD.
BUT MAYBE I SHOULD LOOK IT UP!
OH, NO!
WHOA!
[JUNGLE NOISES]
HEY!
THIS SURE ISN'T WESTFINSTER ANYMORE.
IN FACT, I DON'T THINK THIS IS ANYPLACE ANYMORE!
Girl: OH, HELP!
SOMEBODY HELP!
THAT SOUNDS LIKE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE.
BUT HERE?
[CAWING]
HEY, FLYGUY. GOING MY WAY?
CAW!
Girl: HELP!
SAVE ME!
TURN LEFT AT THE NEXT VOLCANO.
PLEASE...LET GO.
HA HA HA HA!
YOU NO GET AWAY FROM KING TOR!
HA! MONG NO LET HER GO!
HA HA HA HA!
YOU SAY RIGHT. WORTH HOLD ON TIGHT.
HA HA HA!
Riff Raff: UNLESS THERE'S A FIGHT.
HUH? WHO THAT?
DON'T KNOW HOW I GOT ZAPPED BACK TO THIS PREHISTORIC WORLD OF YOURS,
BUT I SUGGEST YOU GET YOUR PAWS OFF THIS LITTLE LADY.
WELL? OH, BY THE WAY, THE NAME'S RIFF RAFF.
AND USUALLY, I'MKING OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD.
RIFF...RAFE?
OHH...
DUH...RIFF...RORF?
RIFF RAFF? BIFF BAFF.
YOW!
[SCREECHING]
NICE FIT.
YOUR CAVE OR MINE?
GRR...
RIFF RAFF...
[SLURPING SOUNDS]
[RROWR!]
HERE THAT ROAR? BIG DINOSAUR!
[RROWR!]
[HEAVY FOOTSTEPS]
DUH...HEY!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
[MONGO PANTING]
[RROWR!]
[SNIFFING]
HEY, THAT'S NOT TOO SHABBY.
YOU GO TO CAVE-ART SCHOOL OR SOMETHING?
[RROWR!]
Cats: AAH!
LOOKS LIKE IT'S ALL DOWNHILL FROM HERE, CLEE BABY.
RIFF RAFF SAVE CLEE?
NO PROBLEM, KID.
WELL, MAYBE JUST ONE PROBLEM...
AND IT'S A BIG ONE!
[RROWR!]
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
CAN'T OUTRUN THAT OVERGROWN HORNY TOAD, SO...
HERE GOES NOTHING...
[RROWR!]
ARE YOU TICKLISH, BIG FELLA?
KOOCHY, KOOCHY, KOO!
[SNIFFLING]
HA HA HA!
AH--AH--AH--
ACHOO!
AAH!
[RROWR!]
WE MUST RUN!
HA HA HA HA!
LIZARD EAT RIFF RAFF,
THEN WE GRAB CLEE!
HA HA HA!HA HA HA!HA HA HA!
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE NOT GOING TO SHAKE THAT DUDE, SO--
SO LET'S SHAKE, RATTLE, AND ROLL SOMETHING ELSE!
[RROWR!]
WHEW...
THAT'S IT, HORN FACE--
TAKE A WALK.
[RROWR!]
Cats: WHOA! WHOA...
Cats: YIKES!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
WHOA, OH, OH!
YAAH!
WHAT NOW, KING TOR? HERE COME DINOSAUR!
[RROWR!]
King Tor: KEEP RUNNING!
[WHISTLING]
RIFF RAFF...
MY HERO.
YOU MEAN, YOU'RE SURPRISED?
HA HA HA HA!
TALK ABOUT YOUR SURPRISES...
[LOUD RUMBLING]
[KABOOM]
BETTER MOVE IT OR LOSE IT, CLEE.
YOW!
Cleo: RIFF RAFF?
RIFF RAFF-- WAKE UP, RIFFY.
COME ON, WAKE UP, GUY.
HEY, COME ON, RIFFY.
YOU CAN'T STAY THIS WAY ALL DAY, YOU KNOW.
HUH? YOU MEAN, I WAS OUT ALL THIS TIME?
LIKE A LIGHT.
WHAT DO YOU KNOW! ME, SNOOZING.
AND WHAT A DREAM I HAD.
HUH? DID I SAY DREAM?
Hector: HEY, RIFF RAFF.
HOW'D YOU LIKE THE MUSEUM?
RIFFY...
[WHISPERING]
[RROWR!]
Hector: RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
HECTOR, OLD CAT, JUST WHAT WAS THAT?
A SABERTOOTH RIFF RAFF!
[CLEO AND RIFF RAFF LAUGHING]
YOU ARE REALLY COOL.
SO? WHAT ELSE IS NEW?
Hector: HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY FOX FAMILY CHANNEL AND U.S. DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION
CAPTIONING PERFORMED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE, INC.